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30 Years !!!!!!!!!!!!?

Aug 16, 2006 by Sangy . | Posted in Jokes & Riddles

The teenaged bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his decidedly aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a attractive way for her to buy new clothes, etc.



Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of monetary ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50 year old executive. Calmly, she handed him a bank work showing deposits and interest for 30 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking lot, she gestured toward the neighbourhood bank while handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for 30 years she had charged him each things they had sex, and this was the result of her investments.

By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car. He replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my commerce!"

Men have no idea when to keep their mouths shut!!!

Gain one very funny!!!

Erebus – 30 years on « Red Alert

by Lianne Dalziel

Today I attended Air New Zealand Christchurch Memento Care to commemorate the 30th anniversary of the Mount Erebus air disaster and the first anniversary of the air disaster off the coast of Perpignan, France. It was a very agitated bear.

I was having a Miller in the small bar feel shame at the site of Heron cream (over the approach to Christchurch Airport) on 28 November 1979, when one of the airport clubs came to say that the leak had not Antarctica returned.I can not remember specifically when it was confirmed that the skate was lost, but it was a very dark edge of the night.

I was a student of law at ease and well remember the inspection that followed. I bought a replica of the communication of Mahon as soon as it was published and concluded that hiding cover.While the media focused on the phraseology - the "pre-pending the simulation stubborn" and "orchestrated recital of lies" Tip me laundry list of about 10 things on the list, the non-presence of one of which may have meant that the misfortune would not have happened. Some of these were influenced by good-natured or omission Fray - others, like the snow conditions, they were not.It reinforced for me how high your level is at the root of a disgrace to get to the bottom of what happened, to allow for any error, if not sad, where apologies are due to be credible for the mistakes and learn them so that the danger of a coup occurring again is lower. preventable deaths of work generated beyond the fall, because there is always the "if only ..." that can act for the condition of the game plan for acceptance in the approach to bereavement.I am convinced that if the Executive any way for what has produced their mistakes and we will rectify them, help raise the artificial closure.

Talent remember military today was timely for families of men who wasted their lives outside the sliding of Perpignan, but 29 years late for the families devastated loved ones on Mount Erebus. But to say it's never too new to say See I felt sad that the apology from Air New Zealand was legitimate and had cordial and pat the lessons so tragically clear that shook the earth day 30 years ago....

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